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MY DEAR FRIEND CINDY HAS NO CLUE HOW TO COOK OR BAKE.SHE WANTED TO MAKE A THANKSGIVING DINNER FOR HER BOYFRIEND.HE WAS SCARED, CALLED ME, BEGGING ME TO JUST STOP BY.I COULD NOT TELL HER ABOUT THIS.SO
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THIS TURKEY IS SLIPPERY

posted at 4/29/2010 4:49 AM EDT
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First: 11/9/2009
Last: 12/17/2011
MY DEAR FRIEND CINDY HAS NO CLUE HOW TO COOK OR BAKE.SHE WANTED TO MAKE A THANKSGIVING DINNER FOR HER BOYFRIEND.HE WAS SCARED, CALLED ME, BEGGING ME TO JUST STOP BY.I COULD NOT TELL HER ABOUT THIS.SO ON MY WAY I STOPPED BY, THANK GOD.SHE HAD 4 RAW TURKEYS ON THE COUNTER.ONE IN THE SINK IN SOAPY WATER.YOUR HAVE TO KNOW CINDY. SHE IS A PEACH, A DOLL, GREAT FRIEND,PRETTY.SHE WAS SHORT CHANGED ON THE COMMON SENSE.I ASKED HER WHY THE TURKEY WAS TAKING A BATH.SHE TOLD ME HER GRANDMA TOLD HER TO WASH THE TURKEY,MAKE SURE IT IS CLEAN.OK,WHY THE OTHER 3? I HAD TO ASK , WOULDN'T YOU.SHE SAID HER GRANDMA TOLD HER TO PAT DRY,RUB OIL ON THE BIRD AND SEASON..SHE USED SCENTED OILS ON IT.DID NOT SMELL RIGHT. SHE DID THIS 4 TIMES.SHE WAS TRYING TO WAS THE SCENTED OIL OFF USING DOVE SOAP..YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANTED TO LAUGH. I HELD IT IN.. I TOLD HER I WOULD TAKE OVER, I JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE AN EXTRA TURKEY IN MY CAR..YES I SAVED THE DAY..I ASKED HER TO GET RID OF THE OILED,SOAPY BIRDS.THEY WERE SO SLIPPERY, SHE DROPPED THEM OVER AND OVER AGAIN.OH,GOD, IT WAS A SIGHT.I TOLD HER I WOULD GIVE HER LESSONS.SHE SHOOK HER HEAD. "NO THANKS I NEVER WANT TO TOUCH A SLIPPERY BIRD AGAIN". HER DINNER TURNED OUT GREAT , HER BOY FRIEND LIVED ANOTHER DAY, NO FOOD POISONING..SHE CERTAINLY BRIGHTEN OUR LIVES.SHE CALLED ME RECENTLY,SHE WAS TAKING COOKING CLASSES.I WAS SHOCKED.I FEARED FOR THE OTHERS IN THE CLASS, THE TEACHER.SHE SAID THE TEACHER SAID SHE WOULD NEVER MAKE IT AS A COOK.SHE DROPPED THE CLASS, VERY WISE.SHE IS NOW ENGAGED TO THE TEACHER, A CHEF, HIS A FEW RESTAURANTS....HEY,MAYBE SHE IS SMARTER THAN SHE ACTS.WOW

THIS TURKEY IS SLIPPERY

posted at 4/29/2010 5:06 AM EDT
Posts: 73
First: 4/4/2010
Last: 11/26/2011
You are so funny,she was lucky to have you as a friend.That must have been a sight,those suckers do get slippery all oiled up.you show take a video camera around Cindy.You could be right about her,she is smarter than she acts.I too am a chef,woman like men to cook for them.Sometimes I'am tierd, need time off from all that.Much like a doctor,I would love a date to cook for me . you crack me up with your stories

THIS TURKEY IS SLIPPERY

posted at 5/1/2010 2:31 AM EDT
Posts: 73
First: 4/4/2010
Last: 11/26/2011
I HAD TO READ IT AGAIN, CRACKS ME UP. YOUR A GOOD FRIEND .VERY SMART GIRL TO MARRY A CHEF.

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