"MAKE ME LAUGH, PLEASE"!
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"MAKE ME LAUGH, PLEASE"!
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GRANA   here;  : LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE ; It releases endorphins( helps fight pain& elevate mood) So let's help each other ut by sharing things  THAT MAKE US  LAUGH
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Re: "MAKE ME LAUGH, PLEASE"!

posted at 2/26/2012 12:32 AM EST
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Thanks for all the laughs. These are really cool.

Nancy, The puns are awesome. Have printed! lol lol

Re: "MAKE ME LAUGH, PLEASE"!

posted at 2/26/2012 5:29 AM EST
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Thanks for making me smile.

Re: "MAKE ME LAUGH, PLEASE"!

posted at 2/26/2012 7:33 AM EST
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I've always heard that the pun was the lowest form of humor.   Huh?    Well, I absolutely love a pun.

Re: "MAKE ME LAUGH, PLEASE"!

posted at 3/1/2012 7:45 AM EST
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GRANA  here;
I hope ome/allofyou find thisamusing;I did!

Mother'sDriver's License A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's
house for a play date.

' Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's
not polite.'


'OK', the little girl says,'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none
of your'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's
not polite.'


'OK', the little girl says,'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none
of your business.'


Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.

'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'


Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are.
You are 32.'
The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in Heaven's name did you find
that out?'


'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, ‘I know why you and daddy got a
divorce.'


'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'


'Because you got an F in S*X

If you see someone without a smile today Give them one of yours
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