Hi NIKKI P; very punny; ;I love this, thanks for shaingI
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OK I just got this in an email and had to share.... Punography..... I tried to catch some fog......I mist. When chemists die they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid....he says he can stop anytime. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went...then it dawned on me. This girl says she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. I'm reading a book about anti gravity...I can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns...it was a play on words. They told me I had Type A blood but it was a type-O This dyslexic man walks into a bra... I didn't like my beard at first-- then it grew on me. A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils. When you get a bladder infection urine trouble. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds. Broken pencils are pointless. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. England has no Kidney bank but it does have a Liverpool. I took the job at the bakery because I kneaded the dough. Cartoonist found dead in home...details sketchy.
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