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A world famous oncologist/ cancer specialist MD,  said" laughter isthe BEST MEDICINE "; releasing natural healing FACTORS, to help fight offf CANCER . Laughter lso lowers pain levels.
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JOKES: LAUGHTERISGOOD MEDICINE!!!!!

posted at 2/4/2011 3:34 PM EST
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A world famous oncologist/cancer specialist MD,  said" laughter isthe BEST MEDICINE";
releasing natural healing FACTORS, to help fight offf CANCER.
Laughter lso lowers pain levels.
*****How about giving us all some HEALTHY, pain relieving    LAUGHTER?????????????*****
*****
please share/post some funny/humorous anecdotes/stories & help us all feel & get better

 Smile
A customer staggers into aKariokeBar( obviously been drinking way too much.The bartender, ( as required by state law,)refuses to serve him.The drunk, pulls out a knife & demands to be served!
The bouncer, took out his own pistol & said "FOOL; you brought a knife to a gunfight?Yell, you  obviously don't  need another drink!!!!!!!!!!!!,Laughing

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posted at 2/4/2011 4:18 PM EST
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OOO that is a groaner.

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posted at 2/4/2011 5:15 PM EST
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Here is a little funny to bring a smile to your face.
Upon entering a country store, a stranger notices a sign saying: "Danger! Beware of Dog" posted on the glass door.  Inside he notices a harmless  old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.
He asks the manager; "is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"
Yup, that's him says the manager.
The stranger was amused, "that certainly does not look like a dangerous dog to me.  Why would you post that sign?"
"Because" the manager replies, "before i posted that sign, people kept tripping over him".

Laughing

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posted at 2/4/2011 8:27 PM EST
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In Response to Re: JOKES: LAUGHTERISGOOD MEDICINE!!!!!:
OOO that is a groaner.
Posted by Mary Jo T


I agree with you it is a real groan.....

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posted at 2/4/2011 8:28 PM EST
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Here is a little funny to bring a smile to your face. Upon entering a country store, a stranger notices a sign saying: "Danger! Beware of Dog" posted on the glass door.  Inside he notices a harmless  old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asks the manager; "is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" Yup, that's him says the manager. The stranger was amused, "that certainly does not look like a dangerous dog to me.  Why would you post that sign?" "Because" the manager replies, "before i posted that sign, people kept tripping over him".
Posted by nikki p


Good one!

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posted at 2/4/2011 8:32 PM EST
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Hi MARY JO;  Yup sure is; but we all  may groan w/ a SMILE ON OUR FACE(s) & LAUGHTER IN OUR HEARTS.WinkTongue out
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OOO that is a groaner.
Posted by Mary Jo T

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posted at 2/4/2011 8:36 PM EST
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Thanx; NIKKI ; a smile is also healthy for usSmile
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Here is a little funny to bring a smile to your face. Upon entering a country store, a stranger notices a sign saying: "Danger! Beware of Dog" posted on the glass door.  Inside he notices a harmless  old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asks the manager; "is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" Yup, that's him says the manager. The stranger was amused, "that certainly does not look like a dangerous dog to me.  Why would you post that sign?" "Because" the manager replies, "before i posted that sign, people kept tripping over him".
Posted by nikki p

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posted at 2/4/2011 8:38 PM EST
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Reminds me of one where a man with a big Rottweiler walking down the street came up to a lady with a Chihuahua.  He told her,  "lady my dog will rip that sorry excuse of a dog to shreds."  She just tossed her blond hair to one side and told him, " go ahead and try my dog will kill that dumb dog of yours."  All of the sudden the dogs go at it and the Rottweiller drops dead in his tracks.  The man, who was dressed from head to toe in leather and full of tattoos shook his head.  The lady said, "I told you my dog would kill your dog."   The man said, "you didn't say my dog would choke to death eating your dog!"Laughing

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posted at 2/4/2011 10:04 PM EST
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ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...... Thanks to each of you

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posted at 2/5/2011 10:24 AM EST
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.  He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.  The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The dispatcher says, "Calm down, I can help.  First let's make sure he's dead."
There is silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says,"Ok now what...?"

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posted at 2/5/2011 11:10 AM EST
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Thanks for the chuckle.  I needed one this morning.

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posted at 2/5/2011 3:13 PM EST
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Thanks for the laughs!

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posted at 2/5/2011 3:59 PM EST
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Hi ELSA ; HAHAHAHAHA; still giggling/snorting, chuckling; but rotties,everywhere  are angry & not laughing.Tongue out

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Reminds me of one where a man with a big Rottweiler walking down the street came up to a lady with a Chihuahua.  He told her,  "lady my dog will rip that sorry excuse of a dog to shreds."  She just tossed her blond hair to one side and told him, " go ahead and try my dog will kill that dumb dog of yours."  All of the sudden the dogs go at it and the Rottweiller drops dead in his tracks.  The man, who was dressed from head to toe in leather and full of tattoos shook his head.  The lady said, "I told you my dog would kill your dog."   The man said, "you didn't say my dog would choke to death eating your dog!"
Posted by Elsa M

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posted at 2/5/2011 6:24 PM EST
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A farmer walked into a layers office.  The lawyer asked if he could help.
The farmer says, "I want one of them divorces."
"Well do you have any grounds? asked the lawyer.
"Yes, I got about 100 acres."
"No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer says "No, I don't have a Case but I got a John Deere".
The lawyer said, "No, I mean do you have a grudge?"
"Yeah I got a grudge.  That's where I park my John Deere."
"NO Sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
"Yes sir I got a suit. But I wear it only to church on Sundays".
Fuming the lawyer said, "Well sir does your wife beat you up or anything?"
"No sir, we both get up around 4:30 am.
Finally the lawyer says, "Ok, let me put it this way, Why do you want a divorce?"
"Well..." says the farmer"I can never seem to have a meaningful conversation with her.

Ann you do realize what you have unleashed upon this site????

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posted at 3/31/2011 8:42 AM EDT
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Laughter is good medicine.  So is laughing at ourselves occasionally - some times we take ourselves too seriuosly.

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