A farmer walked into a layers office. The lawyer asked if he could help.
The farmer says, "I want one of them divorces."
"Well do you have any grounds? asked the lawyer.
"Yes, I got about 100 acres."
"No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer says "No, I don't have a Case but I got a John Deere".
The lawyer said, "No, I mean do you have a grudge?"
"Yeah I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."
"NO Sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
"Yes sir I got a suit. But I wear it only to church on Sundays".
Fuming the lawyer said, "Well sir does your wife beat you up or anything?"
"No sir, we both get up around 4:30 am.
Finally the lawyer says, "Ok, let me put it this way, Why do you want a divorce?"
"Well..." says the farmer"I can never seem to have a meaningful conversation with her.
Ann you do realize what you have unleashed upon this site????