No WASTE of TIME;you gave me GOOD LAUGH & LONG-LASTING SMILE.
thanx for sharing!
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I just got this email from a friend. I truly hope it does not offend anyone but I had to share it, I think it is funny What Religion is your bra? A man walked into the ladies department of Macy*s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type"? inquires the bewildered man, "There is more than one type"? "Look around" , said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all this variety there are really only four types of bras to choose from". Relieved the man asked about the types. The sales lady replied.. There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, the Presbyterian and the Baptist types. "Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befuddled the man asked about the differences between them. The lady responded. "The Catholic type supports the masses" "The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen." "The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright" "The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills." Have you ever wondered why the letters A,B,C,D,DD,E,F, G and H are used to define sizes but could not figure what the letters stood for? It is about time you became informed. A..Almost boobs B..Barely there C.. Can't Complain D...Dang! DD..Double Dang!! E..Enormous. F...Fake G..Get a reduction H..Help I've fallen and can't get up. The last bra type not listed above is the German Bra.. Holzemfromfloppen I hope that you find this as funny as I did...If not I sure wasted time typing this out!.
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