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OK NIKKI THIS ONES FOR YOU ! i couldn't do this w/o the link but don't try it for me Cam Kimler shared RetailMeNot 's photo . www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151195776762239&set=a.38500199
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CHOCOLATE JOKES

posted at 9/19/2012 11:52 AM EDT
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OK NIKKI THIS ONES FOR YOU !
i couldn't do this w/o the link but don't try it for me


Cam Kimler shared RetailMeNot's photo.
Nobody likes a quitter! Enjoy $15 off orders of $99+ site-wide when you shop My M&Ms Fall Celebrations! http://bit.ly/U8GJev
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posted at 9/20/2012 3:36 AM EDT
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OK NIKKI THIS ONES FOR YOU ! i couldn't do this w/o the link but don't try it for me Cam Kimler shared RetailMeNot 's photo . www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151195776762239&set=a.385001997238.162525.26883977238&type=1&ref=nf " /> Nobody likes a quitter! Enjoy $15 off orders of $99+ site-wide when you shop My M&Ms Fall Celebrations! http://bit.ly/U8GJev Like · · Share · 10 hours ago · 3 people like
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posted at 9/20/2012 3:38 AM EDT
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GRANA here; Loved this one ; Thanx NELLIE VLaughing


NIKKI THIS ONES FOR YOU ! i couldn't do this w/o the link but don't try it for me Cam Kimler shared RetailMeNot 's photo . www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151195776762239&set=a.385001997238.162525.26883977238&type=1&ref=nf " /> Nobody likes a quitter! Enjoy $15 off orders of $99+ site-wide when you shop My M&Ms Fall Celebrations! http://bit.ly/U8GJev Like · · Share · 10 hours ago · 3 people like
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posted at 9/20/2012 3:40 AM EDT
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 GRANA here
Hi  NELLIE V;
 I loved this one, thanx forsharingLaughing

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posted at 9/20/2012 8:21 AM EDT
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Chocolate comes from the cocoa bean therefore chocolate is a vegetable!!

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posted at 9/20/2012 9:22 AM EDT
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"Who cares what the question is? The answer is CHOCOLATE!!!"

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posted at 9/20/2012 10:07 AM EDT
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I love chocolate too but perfer dark

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posted at 9/20/2012 10:46 AM EDT
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Thanks! I love that saying.
That along with..... I believe in a balanced diet...A Chocolate Chip cookie in each hand.

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posted at 9/20/2012 10:59 AM EDT
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There’s a thin person inside of me screaming to get out, but I keep her sedated with chocolate.

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.
WARNING:  Chocolate shrinks clothes

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, truffles.
Who says women aren't stronger?  Women can live on chocolate while men can't!
Coffee, chocolate, men… make sure they're all rich!

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posted at 9/20/2012 11:32 AM EDT
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I agree Chocolate sur be one of the basic food groups.

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posted at 9/20/2012 2:34 PM EDT
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You've all given me a chuckle for the day with your chocolate jokes!!  I especially like the one about the thin person inside that Jeannine keeps sedated with chocolate.  You're all cute and funny.

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posted at 9/20/2012 3:14 PM EDT
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Love'm all!!  I can never think of anything that clever!!  In fact, anymore I can't think of anything!!  Old age is certainly not for sissies!!

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posted at 9/20/2012 4:08 PM EDT
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There’s a thin person inside of me screaming to get out, but I keep her sedated with chocolate. Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. WARNING:  Chocolate shrinks clothes There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, truffles. Who says women aren't stronger?  Women can live on chocolate while men can't! Coffee, chocolate, men… make sure they're all rich!
Posted by Jeannine G


Thanks for the laugh.
So true but so sad about the clothing!
I think we all have a thin person inside us that we keep sedated with chocolate!
And I must say I have to agree with the  4 basic food groups.

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posted at 9/20/2012 4:33 PM EDT
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Too funny!  But so true.  Besides we all deserve a little chocolate treat once in a while(like everyday lol).

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posted at 9/20/2012 8:42 PM EDT
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Love'm all!!  I can never think of anything that clever!!  In fact, anymore I can't think of anything!!  Old age is certainly not for sissies!!
Posted by Darla M


you know that saying------'your'e not getting older, your'e getting better'

do like me        i blame it on the  zocor now    because of the article a few months back that did just that

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posted at 9/20/2012 11:15 PM EDT
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A new British survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like Chocolate. The tenth lies.

A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.

Anything is good and useful if it’s made of chocolate.

What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.

And let's not forget:  Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get. – Forrest Gump

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posted at 9/20/2012 11:59 PM EDT
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http://www.wikihow.com/Calculate-Your-Age-by-Chocolate

Here's something thats kind of fun! Calculate your age by chocolate. It worked for me

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posted at 9/21/2012 8:20 AM EDT
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Love all the jokes - and especially like dark chocolate.

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posted at 9/21/2012 8:37 AM EDT
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no joke, this

by coincidence  the university released a new study that says a brain chemical is responsible for making chocolate and sweets very hard to resist for most of us      (that probably includes cream cheese)

thanks everyone for adding jokes        we all need to laugh a lot at ourselves

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posted at 9/21/2012 8:27 PM EDT
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GRANA here;
 After 2 weeks w/o dark chocolateCry; hubby  went to another store & bought a BIG BAG of asst dark chocolatess, individually wrapped."
  OH HAPPY DAYSmile"I put a bunch of plain bars in the freezer for him&  kept out  some fruit &  nut varieties for myself( room temp tastes better , to meWink
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