In Response to Baking Recipes for Mothers:
Preheat oven. Check to be certain there are no plastic dishes, Barbie dolls, plastic cars or toy soldiers lurking on the racks. Remove paper dolls and toy trucks from table. Grease pan. Crack nuts. Measure 2 cups flour; remove **Sarah's or Billy's or Susie's hands from flour. Wash flour off child. Remeasure flour. Crack more nuts to replace those that Susie ate. Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl Bobby knocked on floor. Get another bowl. Answer doorbell. Return to kitchen. Remove Sarah's hands from bowl. Wash Sarah. Answer telephone. Return to kitchen and find Billy. Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan. Look for Susie. Grease another pan. Answer telephone. Return to kitchen. Remove Susie's hands from bowl. Take greased pan and remove layer of nutshells in it. head fo rthe kids, who all run, knocking bowl off table. Wash kitchen floor, table, walls and dishes. Call baker and place order. Take 2 aspirin. Lie down!! **Names have been changed to protect the innocent!!
Posted by Renee C
Thanks for the chuckle!!! It looks as if you lovingly have hands full of little ones. God Bless.